I dont understand how a fully grown man could convince himself that lime green crocks would look good on him.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
I'd like to say yes, but I nearly lost my shit when I assumed there was no back to my house. I am not strong enough for hallucinations.
Please note: when a bouncer tells you to leave, pointing out that their career path makes them a much better judge what to do will not make you friends
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
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These people don't understand my stages of drunk
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
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