Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
only 75% of american men are circumcised...i guess this was bound to happen to me someday.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
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