the real housewives reunion is on...i wanna see if danielle can look any more surprised than the facelift allows
i wanna see dina punch her face back to normal
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
thats the sluttiest christmas spirit ever.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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