Im forcing mysellf to pee so i can fit more margaritas in me...
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
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We are two peas in an std pod
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
I think our prof has caught onto our drinking game. He burst into the room with a big smile on his face and yelled "essentially! Essentially! Essentially!"
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
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I gave him blue balls & ate the last slice of pie so the chances of a second date are slim...
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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