So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
What the World Series means to me is that I've slept with too many giants fans.
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Don't try to butter me sideways
That is without a doubt the most Southern thing you have ever said.
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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