We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I told her I would melt her with my mustache. Needless to say, he pants were soon off.
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
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she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Some Russian dude just came up to us and I'm pretty sure he offered his girlfriend to have sex for 80 bucks. Whoever said porn movies were unrealistic.
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I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
He spent like 5 minutes figuring out how best to position me so I would still be able to watch the game. Maybe there is a benefit to dating a guy who cares about me but doesn't care about my team.
Pretty sure this is the part where you go buy a ring.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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