are you still at the devil's house?
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
He was legit dry humping me to the sportscenter theme song, awkward i think SO.
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So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
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I am drunk please bring Taco Bell and sex
Never mind I found pizza just bring sex
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Did you miss the part about my hangover needing a day to rest?
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
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