You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
Your mom can still drink beer standing on her head! Talk to you tomorrow :)
Mom wtf!?
Every one of her profile pictures looks like an ad for American Apparel. Of course she has syphilis.
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She won't let me open the car door while we are on the highway so I can throw up outside. She deserves to have her car thrown up in.
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
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I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
We went rollerblading down high street singing "Free Falling"in ketchup and mustard costumes. A car full of guys drove by and yelled out their window "Need a hot dog with that?!" Naturally, we woke up at their apartment.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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