I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
Is it weird being in the house without any roommates?
Nah, just masturbating louder
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
Well when you're drinking tequila mixed with water out of a steve Austin cup I really don't think acquiring a straw is your main priority
I just wanna be craddled in his arms and spoon fed applesauce..
that's the most romantic thing you've ever said.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Its not that hard, just find a girl reading 50 shades of grey and point her my way
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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