I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
she gave me a handjob while we were watching elf.... it's that time of year again!!
You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I think I should become a real estate agent in th friend zone I know the place so well
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
sex on a bike is impossible
challenge accepted
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