oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
and next time when you feel me up, do it right
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
I knew I was rolling hard when I realized I had been rubbing the couch for an hour
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
I sleep texted my mom and asked her for a condom last night
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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