I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Did you blow the guy you weren't supposed to hook up with again in the bathroom of pita pit? Cause that happened last night...
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
How the fuck can he download so much porn but not know how to find the Skype app?
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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