Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
just bought myself a "your about to get violated in every way so you deserve this chipotle" steak bowl.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Last time I was blackout at Cowbells I was running around screaming “WHERES THE BLOOOWWWW”
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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