This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
She left me a voicemail too. It's just her moaning her name repeatedly
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
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fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
Give me a few hours to remember what being sober feels like.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
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Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Holy fucking shit the worst thing for a hangover ever--A FUCKING BOLLYWOOD MOVIE BLARING IN CLASS
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
This is bullshit, I shit my pants for the 1st time in 30 years, stuck on the 405, fuck this shit.
Depends
I'm a teacher who's always telling kids about the importance of due diligence, yet I'm eating an avocado out of a coffee filter because I'm too lazy to wash dishes
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