thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
Apparently mid blow job I started crying telling her how "Wonderful this blow job is"
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Did we just second hand smoke crack?
And ANOTHER guy that I once got naked is doing gay porn now. Wtf? Am I the audition?!
Actually I really wish that I was drinking so I could ask him for breakup sex and then later blame it on my alcoholic tendencies. Maybe tomorrow instead.
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