physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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