lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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