After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
She told me to "stuff her hole like a build-a-bear". I was so drunk I didn't even think that was weird.
You love me.
That's because, tragically, I adore whores.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
P.s. remind me to tell you about the porno that Paul envisioned starring you. It's wizard of oz themed.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
...I think I just watched a boy make a sandwich seductively. What.
You have no concept of how high I am, do you?
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
Thank you for dog sitting, there is $60 on my desk to be spent on DRUGS AND/OR GAS ONLY not that food stuff people crave.
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