but she was nice to me.
She was a fuckin STRIPPER.
oh, and bring over your fire extinguisher. we're gonna get the mailman again
you woke up, pulled a beer bottle out of your pants..took a drink and went back to sleep.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
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