No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Sometimes I wonder why.. Then I realize I can't fool myself with that question bc we all know it's bc of his enormous dick
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I wish your snatch was here
If my snatch could sprout wings I'd fly to you
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I told you that you should stop drinking and you responded "Thanks for telling me how to live, North Korea!"
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
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