Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
I don't know if you realize how depressing it is to get your card denied....when you're only spending $4.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
We're going to brunch on Super Bowl Sunday. I am not a smart man.
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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