i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
On my way home i need to take a massive dump and couldn't wait.
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
I asked her to make me water, which in turn meant get me a glass. She handed me a cup of microwaved ice cubes.
wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
Dude, you chugged an entire bottle of tomato sauce and got us free drinks for the night. No way was I gonna stop you.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Some poor guy found you passed out in a bathroom stall. Again with your dick out. Looks like you got to rage after all.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
I gave him a HANDJOB.
But then he finished from a handjob in under two minutes so who's really laughing?
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
He heard our neighbor’s vibrator through the wall, knocked on her door and now they’re doing it
The blonde?!? That’s just unfair! His penis already has a fairy tale existence
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