I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
she moaned out jack bauer's name while i was banging her...
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Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
But Alex is drunk in Philly and I told him to come see me so that's "first-love,-drunk,-high,-and-it's-a-snow-day-hook-up-with-an-ex" points. 69
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
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We have your weave and dirt in our room.
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
I never want to even look at fireball again because it reminds me of the night I died and then lived to tell the tale of how I died.
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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