spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
Someone please drive out to my house to bring me a beer.. There are some in the fridge but I just can't get up
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
I told him I was on my period but he says "I'm a doctor, you think I can't handle blood?" And just went for it. Jackpot
Ben Franklin would totally be a furry.
You're smoking weed and checking Tumblr I take it?
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