Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
There is something about listening to Patsy Cline while pooping that makes the experience so much better.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
Why is it only times like these when I'm scrubbing the cum stains off my futon before my family gets here that I seriously begin to question my life choices?
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
If I don't singlehandedly make your gf realize she needs to straighten the fuck up or ruin your relationship before I leave I have failed you as a friend.
YOU HAVE TO STOP TELLING BARTENDERS WE DON'T HAVE MORAL STANDARDS
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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