My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Just had a drunken guest at my hotel threaten to "throw a fuckin fireball at my face"
Finished drinking tea out of a red party cup when I was done I flipped it without even thinking
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
My vagina can tell he is in a metal band. I dont know if I can sit down.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I think you just have to raise your bang age from 40 to 50, hope dust doesn't fly out and make her say tony danza
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I thought I was bad, the girl next to me on the bench was feeding a bush a hamburger and introduced me. Only at lollapalooza.
apparently I like to do this thing where I wear pretty dresses and then pee on things on public. Picture proof. Four times last week.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
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