Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
We left the knife in your bed.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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