Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
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theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Winning pick four numbers were just 6969... if I were 18 I could've won 20,000 dollars.
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
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Hey, you can never be fully sure you're straight until you jerk off to gay porn
Should I tell him how he got the bruise on his ass or just enjoy his theories?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
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