So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
today he pulled me aside to show me a lawn mower that he drew above his pubes. I saw his pubes in all their glory. Right there. In spanish class. Hola.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
should my penis look like a turkey
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a search helicopter?!
As soon as he lost the election, the reception's open bar became a cash bar. I have never been so disappointed in my countrymen.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
He's like my sex unicorn. Elusive and majestic. I'll catch him, I'm baiting with patron.
Woke up this morning buried in a mountain of chex mix and bubble wrap. We must have been doing something great last night
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My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Her ex wouldn't stop texting her so she started replying with various pictures of Britney spears's breakdown
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
Its because she suspects I'm a frequent drug user, which I am, but I am going to make her feel like she is crazy for believing it.
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