i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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