They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
After she threw up on my floor she started singing "this is why I'm hot."
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
The rest of us are chipping in to soundproof your bedroom. This is getting ridiculous.
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
Well just watched a guy puke in a trash can then proceed to pick pizza outta said trash can and eat it
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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