Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
Would I chase a raccoon with a flaming stick sober?
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
Pretty sure I scared her away last night by putting a vodka tampon in my ass
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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