do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
At one point, the guy you were fucking high-fived with the guy I was fucking. We should hang out with them again?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I have vodka, fruit gushers, and health insurance. Let's party.
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