from now on my penis is your penis
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
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