you were holding her hair as she threw up saying "I'm going to be a great doctor" repeatedly.
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
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I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
Is it bad that all my wine bottles have teeth marks in the cork?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Sent nudes to my best friend's boyfriend and mom last night. So I'm coping with that on top of my hangover this morning
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