i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
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Dude..this is the third year in a row me and him have fucked at a super bowl party..does that count as a tradition?
My liver just had a heart attack.
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
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While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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