We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
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Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
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He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
I'm sorry I didn't respond. I had a shit day. However, I just masturbated to Adele's Rolling In the Deep while crying. It was oddly therapeutic.
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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