sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
how are you not completely traumatized after 8 years of friendship with me?
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
There are bruises on the top of my foot. The pole won.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
I got so drunk last night that I drunk texted myself. "hand jobs are the currency of the future"
I found my soulmate. Behold my idiot as we spaz into the sunset.
These tits shall not be calmed
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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