Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
tod's in jail
he was afraid of holiday checkpoints so we let him ride my mom's tandem bike home. by himself. at 4 am.
I don't know where my bra went.
Welll you ran into the street, took it off and yelled "I'm a free woman!". And then you threw it at some homeless guy.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
He counted every piece of macaroni in the box and then faceplanted into the bowl
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The last thing I remember was wearing a sombrero and trying to do cartwheels in the club
You did one successfully. Then smashed into the wall
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
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