she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
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Ur gonna wake up early as dick tomorrow to do some responsible shit but im the one up at 3 am right now cooking brats soaked in keystone light so fuck your falling asleep ass bitch
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
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if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
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