I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
"reccomended dose" hasn't been in my vocabulary for quite some time.
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I woke up hugging my purse and I found a business card in my underwear. How?
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I supernannyed him into submission
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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