worst hand job ever. my dick is about as raw as that sushi your mom wanted me to try.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
I was just handed a bible on my walk of shame....are you there god? its tequila tuesday's hangover
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I continue to impress myself. Also I'm probably pregnant
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