what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
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I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Is re-gifting a Valentine's Day present worse than re-gifting a Xmas one?
You're unbelievable, unbelievably awesome.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
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I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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