so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
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mimosa in my stainless steel water bottle. going green is not that bad.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
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Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
It has gotten to a point where I just want to sit on his face. Less butterflies, more orgasms.
My whole life is a joke
Yeah. I’m starting to see why you drink so much.
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