She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
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He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Is it penis luge time yet?
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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I'm in that weird half-dead, half fucked-simultaneously-in-every-orifice-by-a-bus-and-it-wasn't-a-good-time state.
I'm questioning my decision to swallow this morning while my stomach was in hangover mode
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
I just ate apple sauce in my underwear. This isn't 30. This is 3.
Sorry about the nipples in that snapchat. It was meant for the Australian.
Fuck. I did it again. I plugged in my toaster and walked away thinking it needed to preheat. I am dumb.
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