you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Are you considering all the consequences of doing your boss or are you just rationalizing with your vagina?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
the raccoons are back...
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