found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
Okay good. I don't want another mom thinking I got their daughter pregnant.
We bought a hamster while completely stoned and 2 hours later returned it because your mother wouldnt let you bring it in her house. You cried. a lot.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
I swear I only fuck him for the huge bottle of smart water he gives me afterwards.
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