He called me an ungrateful bitch because I lauged when he asked me "how do you me and a bed sound?"
Like I should be grateful for the 5 minutes I sit on top of him and stare at the wall.
Public safety found my id!
And i can't find my bra so i'm assuming they found my bra with my id which would explain the disapproving tone the lady on the phone had.
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
She liked to slap me in the face while she was on top. All I can say is that big boobs can excuse a lot.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
I'm trying to seductively eat these M&M's to let her know its on
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you got to sleep with him and don't even remember it? that's like sleeping through an entire vacation
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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