She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
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Just quiet vomiting, and in between heaves she mumbled "be the pro"
By getting lucky do you mean I get one of your incredible BJs or you not killing me by the end of dinner?
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
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Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
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