We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
I used the light from the first guy's text notification to be able to snapchat the second guy in the dark. I am too good at juggling guys.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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