You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
It took 6 cruisers to bust the party last night. Cop asked if the theme was a beach party. I said I would fucking hope so with 8 tons of sand in the garage
she's a nursing student, i didn't think vomit would freak her out so much
you puked ON HER
I feel like every man should aspire to get a blowjob from a sword swallower.
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
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