haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
just woke up and my boobs have "fun police" written on them
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
You came home with a traffic cone and said, "this is my birthday condom."
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
How can I prove that I give 401k advice and not handjobs?
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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