i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
soo apparently i was out of money so i stayed in the bathroom for an hour-ish passing out paper towels for money..needless to say i got kicked out
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
I will pee on everything he values.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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