Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(925): View more from California

2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.

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(618): View more from Illinois

he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.

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(719): View more from Colorado

Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.

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(314): View more from Missouri

My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"

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(914): View more from New York

you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?

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(778): View more from British Columbia

Are you pissed because you didn't get action, or the fact i got boned twice in public places tonight?

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(605): View more from South Dakota

im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am

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(914): View more from New York

Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.

(1-914): View more from New York

You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting

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