operation harelip BJ is a go
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Ok everyone, the frat server is slow because of the 11 TB of porn on there. Either clean out your partition by Sunday or it will be erased. Thanks for your help.
Don't feel sorry for me. I'm getting Red Lobster and sex tonight. Nothing can bring me too far down.
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
New discovery: your vibrator works on my balls. Technology is wonderful I love the future
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.