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i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick

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(631): i should go to a nude beach and wear just a condom, then ill have tan lines on my dick http://tfl.nu/rq3v

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My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?

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(703): My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall? http://tfl.nu/yddz

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Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.

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(845): Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name. http://tfl.nu/dkz5

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(910): View more from North Carolina

Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.

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(910): Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut. http://tfl.nu/hcrb

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(831): View more from California

she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?

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(831): she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went? http://tfl.nu/99g1

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(843): View more from South Carolina

I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.

(478): View more from Georgia

Moment of silence for the loss of that option.

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(843): I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues. (478): Moment of silence for the loss of that option. http://tfl.nu/jcvy

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(434): View more from Virginia

A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!

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(434): A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!! http://tfl.nu/y0d6

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(570): View more from Pennsylvania

Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?

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(570): Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer? http://tfl.nu/m731

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If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door?

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That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating?

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Touche.

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I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR.

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(770): If I'm not up by 8, will you please knock on my door? (910): That depends, can you stop texting me while you're masturbating? (770): Touche. (910): I CAN STILL HEAR YOUR VIBRATOR. http://tfl.nu/rwye

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(631): View more from New York

I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.

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(631): I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice. http://tfl.nu/lrh1

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(651): View more from Minnesota

I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar

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(651): I might have been the first person to be rolling balls at a referee seminar http://tfl.nu/y23q

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(615): View more from Tennessee

I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake.

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(615): I got so drunk at the hockey game I bought everyone behind me in concession line a funnel cake. http://tfl.nu/9fke

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(502): View more from Kentucky

There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."

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(502): There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs." http://tfl.nu/6a8r

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(519): View more from Ontario

Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life

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(519): Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life http://tfl.nu/r9i3

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(770): View more from Georgia

He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.

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(770): He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped. http://tfl.nu/bmak

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