is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
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I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
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One minute you were celebrating, the next you were bleeding all over your Nikes.
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
I fell asleep completely naked, standing up with my arms and head in the freezer
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.