Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(973): View more from New Jersey

No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.

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(205): View more from Alabama

I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.

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(678): View more from Georgia

He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?

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(260): View more from Indiana

I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.

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(270): View more from Kentucky

Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.

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(703): View more from Virginia

i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.

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(502): View more from Kentucky

They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.

(808): View more from Hawaii

oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to

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(303): View more from Colorado

that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.

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