that's an acceptable place to lick
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Let me start this apology by saying I'm sorry that I bit your penis.
I want to apologize but I don't know how. Do I just say "sorry for OD'ing on your couch"? I think that just sounds weird.
Blood and glitter go together right?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I'm confident that their children would come out as 100% authentic rats
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
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