No, I'm never going to get a job bc I don't know anything about public relations except that Chris Crocker wants everyone to leave Britney alone.
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
My neighbor asked me to tell you to stop changing in front of their house. Do I even want to know?
I don't want to hear about you making out with a high schooler. I just had the best sex of my life. My face and arms went numb in the middle of it.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
She frightens me and turns me on at the same time. She's a keeper
Restraining order pending?
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
Randomize
