Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Ladies don't puke and tell
If I ever write a memoir I'm thinking "Choosing to sit in a vat of shit" would fit
Do you have feelings for this penis?
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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