My mouth tastes like defeat. Did he at least have money?
on the bus. saw a kid get off at a red light, puke on the sidewalk, and get back on.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
Bren left me with a lovely parting gift. Newfouund alcoholism. I'm on the kitchen floor, hugging a bottle of vodka. It's my only friend now.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
Someone stole a lamp last night.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
Randomize
